So, this might be the best post you see from me all year. My life can only go downhill from here.
Stewart and I got scouted by a talent recruiter on Monday at In-N-Out in West Valley. Yes, West Valley. Classy. One minute we're enjoying hamburgers and the next a black man has approached us wearing a nice amount of bling. The hight points of the conversation:
Frank: "I been watching you two, and y'all have got personality!" (If you could hear my impression of his voice it would probably make these comments 10x cooler.)
Frank: "I work for a talent agency, it's legit. It's called 789 talent. And we need F***in' talent. Imma speak to y'all like a brother. This is serious s***."
Frank: "You guys, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I've been in movies."
Stewart: "What movies have you been in?"
Frank: "Oh, all sorts. I've been a bus driver, been in one called Probability, another horror film. (Starts to churckle.) You know, I was just in a student film--you know what it was called? "Home Alone: Mothaf***a! That one was pretty cool."
Frank: "You, young lady. You would make a great model. (Stewart laughs. Thanks.) No, I'm serious!"
Frank: "And this guy (points to Stewart) --he crazy! He crazy. He'd be a great actor."
Basically, what I'm trying to say is I am a really big deal. I mean, surely the fastest way to super-stardom is by starring in a student-made film with an expletive in the title.
Look for me in Hollywood, y'all! Imma speak to you like a brotha.
6 comments:
You really WOULD be a good model. That is hilarious. How did you not just burst out laughing?? Can't wait to see you!!
Oh you two...you really do gots sum personality! Love it. I watch those kind of movies all the time Jess...so I'll be looking for your model face! haha
Oh my gosh jess, I have never read your blog but this story makes me want to start reading every day!! So hilarious!
so maybe i put you on my blog feed? sidebar? i don't know what that is called but you were put there months ago i think. i was thrilled to see your name finally come to the top. ryan will love this story! before his mission someone told him to be a model and he has loved that ever since hahaha
Lol! Thanks for sharing and writing it with such wit. :D
Haha, that's funny. And CONGRATULATIONS on your engagement! I am so happy for you!
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